i tap dance in elevators and wish i was gene kelly.
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Myers-Briggs: ENFJ
Zodiac: Gemini
I mean, really, is there anything else you need to know? Oh, sure; here are two snippets:
1. When I was four, my mother told me that if I did a backwards somersault on the carpet in the family room, I would forever lose my voice. I’m still terrified of becoming mute.
2. When I was twenty-one, I thought I saw Jesus. It was just the light reflecting off the bathroom tiles.